Grumpy old grandpa with the loves of his life.

  • Is Plaintiff Insane?

    I’m not sure what the actual definition of “Certifiably Insane” is, but I think that Plaintiff…

  • Dear Mommy Dearest

    Dear Mommy Dearest, I’m here with Grandma Plaintiff and Grandpa Boltz while you and Daddy Dearest…

  • Your first email from Nana

    I received this email, along with permission to add it to my blog, from both the…

  • Blood is thicker than water…

    Hello again Charlie, I had the privilege of spending some of my Saturday alone with you…

  • Revenge of the EX-Crown Princess

    Your Honor, The Prosecution would like to enter the attached three videos into evidence of the…

  • Reflections…

    Hello Charlie… I met you for the first time today.  I took you into my arms…

  • Come out come out wherever you are…

    Dear Charlie, I understand that your Mother has had enough of you being inside of her…

  • Diets?

    Plaintiff has decided that she’s going to go on the South Beach diet.  Of course, by…

  • Naming Rights

    In 1926, William Wrigley, the chewing gum entrepreneur and owner of the Chicago Cubs named his…

  • ACK! We have visitors!

    So… you took a left at yahoo.com, a right at Amazon.com and then went past Google.com…