Hello Charlie… I met you for the first time today. I took you into my arms from your Mom and instantly flashed back to what seems like only yesterday when a nurse handed me your Mom for the first time…
Monthly Archives: March 2014
Come out come out wherever you are…
Dear Charlie, I understand that your Mother has had enough of you being inside of her and has had the Doctor issue you an ultimatum. Surrender and come out on your own no later than 7 am Wednesday March 12,…
Her Royal Highness, Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Diets?
Plaintiff has decided that she’s going to go on the South Beach diet. Of course, by “she” – she actually means her and I both. Not sure how we got to this point in our relationship, but as I cannot…