Dear Grandchildren of Grandpa Boltz – Grandpa is out in the garage trying to find an old wooden chair, table and spotlight. One of you can save him the trouble by confessing.to your sins. I know it was one of…
Rocking chair rants
The old man sits on the rocking chair and rants
It’s not going to fall off….
Boys. Boys. Boys. A word of wisdom from the old man – stop worrying about it. It’s not going to fall off. I recently had the opportunity to babysit both of my young grandsons at different times. I don’t think…
Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Baby needs a new set of wheels….
Dearest beloved Charlize, Amazing. You, my little princess, are now four years old. Your giggles make me smile. Your laughter warms my heart. Your blow blow kisses light up my world. I asked the Wicked Witch of Neenah what you…
Her Royal Highness, Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Housekeeping sucks…
I had to perform some cyber-housekeeping duties today. Really? This site is worth spamming me from? Comments have to be approved by me before they’re visible to the world… so I’m the only one reading your thoughts and recommendations on…
Rocking chair rants
I’ll be back in a minute Grandpa…
Hi there Charlie. It’s me again. Grandpa Boltz. I know that you were with me when this happened, but I wanted to write about it while it was still fresh in my head, and I need to do it for…
Her Royal Highness, Rocking chair rants
Your Cousin Eats Poop!!!
Dearest Darling Charlie, I’ve missed you a lot lately and am glad that I finally got to spend some time with you! You’re an amazing girl and you do amazing dives into the pool!!! I heard from your Duckie, The…
Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
No Givebacks!
It’s strange the things that we are asked to do. I recently had the privilege of walking my eldest daughter down the isle .. She was absolutely beautiful in her wedding dress and I had flash backs to all of…
Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Dear Big Sister…
Dear Big Sister, Not sure how to tell you this, so I’m just going to blurt it out and get it over with. You are hereby notified that you are no longer the absolute center of “grankas” universe. Move over…
Her Royal Highness, Rocking chair rants
Happy Birthday Princess…
Happy 2nd Birthday to the Princess of my family. The smile on your face provided me enough love to get through another car ride home with Grandma Plaintiff… the squeal of your laughter brought joy to this old heart of…
Her Royal Highness, Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Your 2nd Christmas
Dearest Charlie, You probably won’t remember this, but I got to spend the day with you recently celebrating the birth of our Lord. This year was the 2nd Christmas that you have been part of my world… and it was…