Dear Grandchildren of Grandpa Boltz – Grandpa is out in the garage trying to find an old wooden chair, table and spotlight. One of you can save him the trouble by confessing.to your sins. I know it was one of…
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Her Royal Highness the Crown Princess
Baby needs a new set of wheels….
Dearest beloved Charlize, Amazing. You, my little princess, are now four years old. Your giggles make me smile. Your laughter warms my heart. Your blow blow kisses light up my world. I asked the Wicked Witch of Neenah what you…
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I’ll be back in a minute Grandpa…
Hi there Charlie. It’s me again. Grandpa Boltz. I know that you were with me when this happened, but I wanted to write about it while it was still fresh in my head, and I need to do it for…
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Dear Big Sister…
Dear Big Sister, Not sure how to tell you this, so I’m just going to blurt it out and get it over with. You are hereby notified that you are no longer the absolute center of “grankas” universe. Move over…
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Happy Birthday Princess…
Happy 2nd Birthday to the Princess of my family. The smile on your face provided me enough love to get through another car ride home with Grandma Plaintiff… the squeal of your laughter brought joy to this old heart of…
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Your 2nd Christmas
Dearest Charlie, You probably won’t remember this, but I got to spend the day with you recently celebrating the birth of our Lord. This year was the 2nd Christmas that you have been part of my world… and it was…
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Facetime with Her Highness!
Dearest darling, I loved chatting with you on facetime. I liked seeing you in the new clothes that Nana got for you! I am still laughing at you trying to get the Christmas presents through the iPad. 🙂 Made my…
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I hear you’re being promoted!!!
Dear Charlie, A little yellow birdie stopped off and delivered horrible news to me recently. Now, I’m not certain, but according to the little yellow birdie there was a dead rabbit found in the front yard of your house recently…
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If only you’d say my name….
Dearest Charlie… Why do you refuse to say my name? Does your Mommy tell you evil lies about me? Don’t believe her honey! I know beyond a doubt that she lies. I never once put down a path of candy…
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So you can talk – big deal…
Dear Rude little girl … I want to start this off by telling you that I had recently told Nana that I’d most likely buy you your first car. Because I love you that much. Anything that you could possibly…