Dear Grandchildren of Grandpa Boltz – Grandpa is out in the garage trying to find an old wooden chair, table and spotlight. One of you can save him the trouble by confessing.to your sins. I know it was one of…
We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Family is everything!
It’s not going to fall off….
Boys. Boys. Boys. A word of wisdom from the old man – stop worrying about it. It’s not going to fall off. I recently had the opportunity to babysit both of my young grandsons at different times. I don’t think…
Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Baby needs a new set of wheels….
Dearest beloved Charlize, Amazing. You, my little princess, are now four years old. Your giggles make me smile. Your laughter warms my heart. Your blow blow kisses light up my world. I asked the Wicked Witch of Neenah what you…
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Your Cousin Eats Poop!!!
Dearest Darling Charlie, I’ve missed you a lot lately and am glad that I finally got to spend some time with you! You’re an amazing girl and you do amazing dives into the pool!!! I heard from your Duckie, The…
Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
No Givebacks!
It’s strange the things that we are asked to do. I recently had the privilege of walking my eldest daughter down the isle .. She was absolutely beautiful in her wedding dress and I had flash backs to all of…
Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Happy Birthday Princess…
Happy 2nd Birthday to the Princess of my family. The smile on your face provided me enough love to get through another car ride home with Grandma Plaintiff… the squeal of your laughter brought joy to this old heart of…
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Your 2nd Christmas
Dearest Charlie, You probably won’t remember this, but I got to spend the day with you recently celebrating the birth of our Lord. This year was the 2nd Christmas that you have been part of my world… and it was…
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Grandma Plaintiff kills her first deer!
Charlie, I know you love venison and wanted to let you know that Grandma Plaintiff went out of her way to get you some fresh venison for Christmas. On her way home from work, she saw five deer crossing the…
Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Facetime with Her Highness!
Dearest darling, I loved chatting with you on facetime. I liked seeing you in the new clothes that Nana got for you! I am still laughing at you trying to get the Christmas presents through the iPad. 🙂 Made my…
Her Royal Highness, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
I hear you’re being promoted!!!
Dear Charlie, A little yellow birdie stopped off and delivered horrible news to me recently. Now, I’m not certain, but according to the little yellow birdie there was a dead rabbit found in the front yard of your house recently…