Dear Briley, Charlize, Orion, Cashtin, Mean people suck. I’m sitting here at work under lock down because someone is upset that they were let go from their temporary position. We have police outside, the doors are all locked and we…
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Which one of you little screaming demons?
Dear Grandchildren of Grandpa Boltz – Grandpa is out in the garage trying to find an old wooden chair, table and spotlight. One of you can save him the trouble by confessing.to your sins. I know it was one of…
Her Royal Highness, Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
It’s not going to fall off….
Boys. Boys. Boys. A word of wisdom from the old man – stop worrying about it. It’s not going to fall off. I recently had the opportunity to babysit both of my young grandsons at different times. I don’t think…
Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Baby needs a new set of wheels….
Dearest beloved Charlize, Amazing. You, my little princess, are now four years old. Your giggles make me smile. Your laughter warms my heart. Your blow blow kisses light up my world. I asked the Wicked Witch of Neenah what you…
Her Royal Highness, Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Housekeeping sucks…
I had to perform some cyber-housekeeping duties today. Really? This site is worth spamming me from? Comments have to be approved by me before they’re visible to the world… so I’m the only one reading your thoughts and recommendations on…
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I’ll be back in a minute Grandpa…
Hi there Charlie. It’s me again. Grandpa Boltz. I know that you were with me when this happened, but I wanted to write about it while it was still fresh in my head, and I need to do it for…
Her Royal Highness, Rocking chair rants
Your Cousin Eats Poop!!!
Dearest Darling Charlie, I’ve missed you a lot lately and am glad that I finally got to spend some time with you! You’re an amazing girl and you do amazing dives into the pool!!! I heard from your Duckie, The…
Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
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Dear Charlie, Grandma Plaintiff is a meanie. She doesn’t love me anymore and has told me that I have to start paying my own way in this big old world. I know. I told her it wasn’t fair! Yeah, I…
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No Givebacks!
It’s strange the things that we are asked to do. I recently had the privilege of walking my eldest daughter down the isle .. She was absolutely beautiful in her wedding dress and I had flash backs to all of…
Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Hello Fox…
Dear Lucas… Charlie got to help welcome you to the world on the 21st of March. Grandma Plaintiff and I were both feeling under the weather but we got to see you that first day… I’m impressed by how much…