Dear Big Sister, Not sure how to tell you this, so I’m just going to blurt it out and get it over with. You are hereby notified that you are no longer the absolute center of “grankas” universe. Move over…
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Happy Birthday Princess…
Happy 2nd Birthday to the Princess of my family. The smile on your face provided me enough love to get through another car ride home with Grandma Plaintiff… the squeal of your laughter brought joy to this old heart of…
Her Royal Highness, Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Your 2nd Christmas
Dearest Charlie, You probably won’t remember this, but I got to spend the day with you recently celebrating the birth of our Lord. This year was the 2nd Christmas that you have been part of my world… and it was…
Her Royal Highness, Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Grandma Plaintiff kills her first deer!
Charlie, I know you love venison and wanted to let you know that Grandma Plaintiff went out of her way to get you some fresh venison for Christmas. On her way home from work, she saw five deer crossing the…
Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Facetime with Her Highness!
Dearest darling, I loved chatting with you on facetime. I liked seeing you in the new clothes that Nana got for you! I am still laughing at you trying to get the Christmas presents through the iPad. 🙂 Made my…
Her Royal Highness, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
I hear you’re being promoted!!!
Dear Charlie, A little yellow birdie stopped off and delivered horrible news to me recently. Now, I’m not certain, but according to the little yellow birdie there was a dead rabbit found in the front yard of your house recently…
Her Royal Highness, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
WTH – Grandpa Boltz on Embroidery? www.NeedleDoodles.com
We went to Germany in the Army shortly after my eldest daughter was born. I recall getting a care package from Grandma Plaintiffs Mother-In-Law that contained a Strawberry Shortcake blanket to grace the crib of her first born grandchild. Ever…
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If only you’d say my name….
Dearest Charlie… Why do you refuse to say my name? Does your Mommy tell you evil lies about me? Don’t believe her honey! I know beyond a doubt that she lies. I never once put down a path of candy…
Her Royal Highness, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
So you can talk – big deal…
Dear Rude little girl … I want to start this off by telling you that I had recently told Nana that I’d most likely buy you your first car. Because I love you that much. Anything that you could possibly…
Her Royal Highness, Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
I think your mommy cheated…
Dear Charlie… I’m not sure how to break this to you, so I’m just going to blurt it out.. I think you’re Mommy cheated on your Daddy. I don’t think your Daddy is your Daddy. I think by the end…