Dearest Charlie… Why do you refuse to say my name? Does your Mommy tell you evil lies about me? Don’t believe her honey! I know beyond a doubt that she lies. I never once put down a path of candy…
We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Family is everything!
So you can talk – big deal…
Dear Rude little girl … I want to start this off by telling you that I had recently told Nana that I’d most likely buy you your first car. Because I love you that much. Anything that you could possibly…
Her Royal Highness, Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
I think your mommy cheated…
Dear Charlie… I’m not sure how to break this to you, so I’m just going to blurt it out.. I think you’re Mommy cheated on your Daddy. I don’t think your Daddy is your Daddy. I think by the end…
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Two cows a sheep and a chicken…
A young man came to me recently and politely asked for my blessing for him to ask my eldest daughter to become his bride. Odd timing. It wasn’t more than an hour before that one of the neighbor boys was…
We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Dear Mommy Dearest…
Thank you so much for spending time with Daddy or whatever it is you do when you drop me off with Grandpa Boltz. I really like the funny things that Grandpa Boltz does with me. Did you know that when…
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Grandpa is grounded?!?!?!?
I frequently chuckle as I think back on the stupid stunts my children pulled and how I grounded them from things they liked as a form of punishment. I recall taking away the phone, TV, electronics, the car and ultimately…
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Raising Stupid…
It’s Superbowl Sunday and Plaintiff and I are getting ready to watch the big game. We’re surprised to get a call from one of our beloved children… even more surprised when she asks for our help… Apparently after work the…
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Is Plaintiff Insane?
I’m not sure what the actual definition of “Certifiably Insane” is, but I think that Plaintiff is either really close or has already gone over the edge. I got a text message from her recently telling me to check my…
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Dear Mommy Dearest
Dear Mommy Dearest, I’m here with Grandma Plaintiff and Grandpa Boltz while you and Daddy Dearest go where ever it is that you two go to when you run away. I want you to know that I’m having the best…
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Your first email from Nana
I received this email, along with permission to add it to my blog, from both the original author (Nana) and the recipients (Charlie) Mother (Evil Captor). Good morning my cutie. Today is your 3 month birthday and I ,…