Hello again Charlie, I had the privilege of spending some of my Saturday alone with you while your Mom and Grandma Plaintiff went to all of the garage sales looking for more stuff that you probably will never use. Your…
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Family is everything!
Revenge of the EX-Crown Princess
Your Honor, The Prosecution would like to enter the attached three videos into evidence of the sarcastic nature of Her Majesty the EX-Crown Princess. These videos were made by Her Majesty the EX-Crown Princess when she went with Plaintiff recently…
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Reflections…
Hello Charlie… I met you for the first time today. I took you into my arms from your Mom and instantly flashed back to what seems like only yesterday when a nurse handed me your Mom for the first time…
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Come out come out wherever you are…
Dear Charlie, I understand that your Mother has had enough of you being inside of her and has had the Doctor issue you an ultimatum. Surrender and come out on your own no later than 7 am Wednesday March 12,…
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Diets?
Plaintiff has decided that she’s going to go on the South Beach diet. Of course, by “she” – she actually means her and I both. Not sure how we got to this point in our relationship, but as I cannot…
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Naming Rights
In 1926, William Wrigley, the chewing gum entrepreneur and owner of the Chicago Cubs named his team’s stadium “Wrigley Field”. He had “skin in the game”. These days when a city builds a new sports arena, it frequently offers the…
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Meet the clan…
My beloved future ex-wife (aka Plaintiff). Yes, we’re currently happily married, but a guy can dream. I hope to eventually forget her name and just refer to her as the Plaintiff… My eldest daughter – Moose. Tall, slender, beautiful, witty,…
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Baby needs new shoes…
Have you ever stared down a herd of stampeding cattle? Neither have I. But I’ve come close. Gma, Auntie H and Mommy To Be decided to go shopping recently… “Baby needs new shoes.” Sure, they supposedly went to the thrift…
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Father vs. Dad
My parents were divorced when I was very young and I was raised by a man that I most frequently called “Max”. I grew up spending most of my time with my step-father, and always longed for a better relationship…
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A child’s worst nightmare ~ a father with a blog!
My beloved wife, my youngest daughter, my middle daughter, my wife’s mother-in-law, my Dad, Me (behind my Dad) and my eldest daughter. Picture taken a long time ago… <Three daughters screaming> OMG! Oh No! No he didn’t! No way. Welcome…