The Prosecution would like to enter the attached three videos into evidence of the sarcastic nature of Her Majesty the EX-Crown Princess. These videos were made by Her Majesty the EX-Crown Princess when she went with Plaintiff recently to visit the new Crown Princess. Haven risen early to chase large fish around Lake Michigan, I opted to stay at home and guard the dog and the aquarium. While resting peacefully on the couch, I was aroused by the following three videos from the sarcastic little beast who calls me Dad.
These videos show a planned and systematic attempt at convincing The Crown Princess that I do not love her. It is hard to believe that this is the results of years of my nurturing love and affection. It hurts me to think of all the pain that Auntie The EX-Crown Princess may of caused to the new Princess.