Dear Charlie… I’m not sure how to break this to you, so I’m just going to blurt it out.. I think you’re Mommy cheated on your Daddy. I don’t think your Daddy is your Daddy. I think by the end…
Her Royal Highness
Her Royal Highness the Crown Princess
Pool Parties lead to heartaches….
Dearest Darling Charlie, I had the distinct pleasure of video chatting with you while you were out back playing in the pool in your cute little beach outfit this past weekend. While I really enjoyed our talk, I was alarmed…
Her Royal Highness, Rocking chair rants
Dear Mommy Dearest…
Thank you so much for spending time with Daddy or whatever it is you do when you drop me off with Grandpa Boltz. I really like the funny things that Grandpa Boltz does with me. Did you know that when…
Her Royal Highness, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Baby’s First Christmas Present…
Hello Charlie… I want to tell you the story of your first Christmas present. It all started before Thanksgiving when Grandma Plaintiff and I volunteered (that means that I said we would, and Grandma Plaintiff made faces) to babysit you…
Her Royal Highness
Grandpa is grounded?!?!?!?
I frequently chuckle as I think back on the stupid stunts my children pulled and how I grounded them from things they liked as a form of punishment. I recall taking away the phone, TV, electronics, the car and ultimately…
Her Royal Highness, Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Grandpa is a Cyber Stalker…
Isn’t technology awesome? I remember raising our three girls, living in Germany and feeling bad that my parents didn’t get to interact with the girls. They were at our mercy and praying we’d send pictures in the mail. Today we…
Her Royal Highness, Uncategorized
Is Plaintiff Insane?
I’m not sure what the actual definition of “Certifiably Insane” is, but I think that Plaintiff is either really close or has already gone over the edge. I got a text message from her recently telling me to check my…
Her Royal Highness, Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Dear Mommy Dearest
Dear Mommy Dearest, I’m here with Grandma Plaintiff and Grandpa Boltz while you and Daddy Dearest go where ever it is that you two go to when you run away. I want you to know that I’m having the best…
Her Royal Highness, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Your first email from Nana
I received this email, along with permission to add it to my blog, from both the original author (Nana) and the recipients (Charlie) Mother (Evil Captor). Good morning my cutie. Today is your 3 month birthday and I ,…
Her Royal Highness, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Blood is thicker than water…
Hello again Charlie, I had the privilege of spending some of my Saturday alone with you while your Mom and Grandma Plaintiff went to all of the garage sales looking for more stuff that you probably will never use. Your…