I don’t remember the first time I told someone that I loved them. If I was a gambling man, I would bet that the object of my affection was my mom. My love for her was a true never ending…
Meet the clan…
My beloved future ex-wife (aka Plaintiff). Yes, we’re currently happily married, but a guy can dream. I hope to eventually forget her name and just refer to her as the Plaintiff… My eldest daughter – Moose. Tall, slender, beautiful, witty,…
We put the FUN in dysfunctional
Baby needs new shoes…
Have you ever stared down a herd of stampeding cattle? Neither have I. But I’ve come close. Gma, Auntie H and Mommy To Be decided to go shopping recently… “Baby needs new shoes.” Sure, they supposedly went to the thrift…
Her Royal Highness, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
The CURSE works
A long time ago, one of my beloved little angels was doing something that was not quite so angelic. I called plaintiff’s mother-in-law for some advice and was asked a very simple question. “Have you cursed the child?” WOW! I…
Balloons & Virginity
Three wisemen bearing gifts…
I’ve known for quite some time that my daughters were all innocent. Sexually that is. As pure as fresh snow. Imagine my shock and dismay when I learned that one of them had somehow managed to “become with child”. ACK! …
Balloons & Virginity
Father vs. Dad
My parents were divorced when I was very young and I was raised by a man that I most frequently called “Max”. I grew up spending most of my time with my step-father, and always longed for a better relationship…
Rocking chair rants, We put the FUN in dysfunctional
A child’s worst nightmare ~ a father with a blog!
My beloved wife, my youngest daughter, my middle daughter, my wife’s mother-in-law, my Dad, Me (behind my Dad) and my eldest daughter. Picture taken a long time ago… <Three daughters screaming> OMG! Oh No! No he didn’t! No way. Welcome…